Piggums

Tim loved the book "Animal Farm" and always thought he should have been put on this Earth as a pig, wallowing in the squishy mud. Little did Tim know this mud-pile was right beside a GIANT spiderweb… with a MUTANT spider named Charlotte! ERRR MERRRR GERRRD!!

Drive-By

Harold was just trying to get back to work when the Ford Thunderbird came out of nowhere.
BAM!
Tire marks squealing away were the only thing harold could see from his view from the pavement.
"Why? God WHYYY?"
The driver was never found. Harold got nothing for compensation.... but he did receive a free wheel replacement.